Score: 7

"It's fun, but you went a little overboard."

submission: Medieval Rampage 2

date: October 6, 2009

Admittedly, this is definitely an improvement over the previous Medieval Rampage, but it seems like you got a little carried away.

This game is definitely more difficult than the first, but for all the wrong reasons. Late into the game, the particle effects can completely cover the screen, making it hard to see, and causing slowdown, even after lowering the visual settings. It doesn't help that the screen shakes every time you score a hit.

It would have been better if there was an option to switch off these effects (an idea to consider in the sequel, perhaps?)

Score: 10

"Truly inspiring."

submission: DARE

date: September 15, 2009

Admittedly, I was fully expecting some boring, pseudo music-video with some generic "positive message". Lo and behold, by the end of the actual animation, I was fighting to keep the tears back.

Score: 8

"Definetly funny"

submission: ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-3

date: October 18, 2008

Although it did tend to drag on at certain points, it had me laughing out loud throughout most of it.

Score: 0

"It doesn't seem to work..."

submission: Commando 2

date: October 5, 2008

It's exactly how it sounds. I click the link to launch the game in a separate window, and it won't work, so I click to link to launch the game in the same window, I get the same thing. I proceed to try to play this game on a completely different computer, and I get the same thing, now tell me, what kind of rating would a game deserve that didn't work?

Score: 9

"Sure it's funny..."

submission: Awesome Crossing Redux

date: September 24, 2008

But it seems to lack a proper working play button, a very necessary feature in any flash, I'm afraid that this may never reach its true potential unless this very serious problem is fixed.

Score: 9

"An excellent tutorial"

submission: Abusive Review Guide

date: August 2, 2008

Seriously. I'm tired of my garbage whistle, and I want to at least get it back up to bronze where it used to be. This tutorial made it so that I have an even better understanding of what I need to flag.

Score: 4

"Not as good as your other work"

submission: Awesome Gaiden

date: July 18, 2008

This just wasn't as funny as many people are convincing themselves it is. There's only one joke being used, regarding the punishing difficulty, but that's it. At least include some other joke relevant to the game/series. It just seems like you rushed this out in order to appease your fans. It just feels like a disappointment.

(Now sit back and watch as hundreds of raving fanboys mark this review as useless because I didn't give you a ten)

Score: 9

"Addictive..."

submission: Totem Destroyer

date: July 18, 2008

The problem with this flash game is that it's too short for how addictive it is... I would have loved for the fun to keep going. A level creator/editor would have been a really welcome addition (a possible idea for the sequel?)

Score: 9

"Really not a bad test"

submission: Zombie Survival Quiz

date: February 25, 2008

It's not really anything one hasn't seen before who has much experience with zombie outbreak fiction, but it's all still perfectly relevant. I managed to get almost all A's due to my knowledge of the Zombie Survival Guide

Score: 10

"It's really a spectacular game...."

submission: PALADIN: the Game

date: December 25, 2007

Except the thing is, it's actually too good. On my computer, which is probably a little above average when it comes to it's ability to process things like games. It's a little too graphic-intensive. Even with the graphics on the low setting, the framerate was still suffering frequently. However, it's really fun to play. If the graphics weren't so hard on my computer, this really would be a perfect game.